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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:25

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Can you explain the ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel? Why does it appear that Israel has been more successful in the conflict?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Yes sir it is.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.